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Joke of the Day
"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"
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"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."
"The whole purpose of travel is to return home and discover what your house actually smells like."
"My dad could kick ur dads ass! Um have u seen my dad Hes a big guy huh? No really have u seen him? He left when I was 9 & never came back"
"Two men walk into a bar Ouch"
"*termites on date* Waiter: what would you like to order, sir? Termite: table for two."
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."
"I recently found out my blood type is A+ However, in my tests I only get B or less. Doesn't success run in my blood?"
"Medication for depression ""may cause thoughts of suicide"". If this were so for all meds then: Diet Pills..may cause ravenous hunger"
"You know how dolphins rape a lot? They do it on porpoise."