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Joke of the Day

"My wife's a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I've stuck with her, through thick and thin."

"How is a chicken like a grape? They're both purple except for the chicken."

"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"

"Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges? He was caught doing lines of math!"

"For a long time I thought I was Jewish. But it turned out to be psychosemitic."

"Son, there's no need for a paternity test. I knew you were mine when you came prematurely."

"What do Ted Cruz and an impotent Japanese man have in common? Neither can achieve an election"

"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."

"Where do theatrical cats wear their gloves? On their... Dramatic Paws"

"Why did the Dollar note become 4 Quarters? Because it wanted ""to change"". *ducks*"