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Joke of the Day

"New Viagra Product !! Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea... It does nothing for erections but stops your Biscuits from getting soft and falling into the tea..!!"

"Being a black jew was tough Finally you get freed from slavery, only to be told ""work makes you free""."

"What did the reverend say before eating his salad? Lettuce Pray."

"Pokemon GO is trying to fix its servers... It's not very effective."

"I named my daughter Dagstorp after where she was conceived (Ikea sofa)"

"I went on one of those once in a lifetime holidays last week... I won't be doing that again. joke by Tim Vine"

"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."

"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."

"What Do You Call An Arrogant NASA Employee? A Nas-hole!"

"I finally met Miss Right! It wasn't until we were married that I found out her first name is Always."