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Joke of the Day
"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"
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"If you ever feel unattractive, just remember that you look like your ancestors, and Hey, All of them got laid."
"What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome? A hand-me-down."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
"How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man? Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous"
"[job interview] ""Why do you want to leave your current job?"" My boss is a total idiot ""It says here you're self-employed?"" Yes that's right"
"Why do you look out the window in the morning? Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway."
"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"
"*puts dreamcatcher above bed* ""Sure hope this works"" *wakes up in the middle of the night* *Ryan Gosling is stuck in dreamcatcher* ""YES"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ? Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !"