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Joke of the Day
"Butterflies have 1,200 eyes. That means they spend 7 months taking out their contacts every night."
Next Joke
"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus.   Works better if you read the joke out loud."
"I was 17 having dinner w new gf's parents. Pooped. 1st flush didn't take. I got nervous they'd hear a 2nd so I threw the turd out the window"
"What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish? Use your test tickles"
"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."
"I don't need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hands. :/"
"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"
"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."
"What did the Bacon say to the Tomato? What did Bacon say to Tomato? ""Lettuce get together"""
"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."