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Joke of the Day
"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"
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"Why do I have to steal the Death Star plans? Nothing this big stays secret. Just Google them. There's probably a torrent somewhere."
"So Jesus... Walks in to a hotel, with a hand full of nails and a hammer in the other...and asks ""Can you put me up for the night ?"""
"An old couple was found dead in a drive in theater ... they came to see the movie ""Closed for Winter""."
"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"
"""I suppose you have to live somewhere."" - A more accurate motto for the state of Utah."
"CAT HOSPITAL Q: Why did the cat go to the hospital? A: To have a CAT scan done."
"Why did Richard leave his home this morning? For Harambe."
"Someday I will disappoint a burglar with my one drawer of Taco Bell mild sauce packets."
"I want to die like my grandfather, softly in my sleep... ...not screaming in terror like his passengers."