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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who knows all? Nostril-damus. &nbsp; Works better if you read the joke out loud."

"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"

"Son:Mom! What's a GF? Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many."

"What workplace benefit do ebola quarantine nurses receive? Hazardous doodie pay!"

"i stand up too fast fromthe toilet and some warm pee lands on my phone activiting the touch screen & texts the word 'autumn' to my aunt"

"Samsung should focus their marketing toward criminals They could completely monopolize the burner phone industry."

"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"

"What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final? A referee"

"My neck, my back. My pizza and my snacks."