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Joke of the Day

"I was going to cover my bathroom floor with dead baby skin... My wife told be that would be infant tile."

"Strawberry is a terrible name. ""Ooh, a berry with all the flavor of a straw,"" you'd think. But you'd be wrong"

"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."

"Being single at this time is not based on my wanting freedom to do what I want....It's more due to the fact that I want the freedom to not have to do what someone else wants."

"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"

"My new year's resolution is to stop using spray deodorant. Roll on 2015!"

"I challenge someone to say something including the word ""Trump"" or ""Hilary"" without sounding biased in any way. Hang on... Did I just..."

"My typo game is string."

"What do you call four mexicans drowning? Quattro sinko."

"The World's Shortest Joke - Jimmy Carr Dwarf shortage"