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Joke of the Day
"Santorum I thought he didn't believe in pulling out?"
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"Grandfather joke ""Call me Grand-pa-pa"" ""Why two pa's?"" ""Because it's the 21st century you homophobic bastard child."""
"TIFU by insulting a one-armed foreigner visiting my town. I called him a tourist."
"I hate those people who knock on your door... And tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn... Stupid firemen."
"Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel. I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle."
"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."
"Scientists have discovered what lowers women's sex drive... Wedding cake"
"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."
"What size bed comfortably fits a married couple? Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch."
"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""