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Joke of the Day
"I Got a Haircut Recently It wasn't what I wanted but it grew on me."
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"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"
"i got complimented on my driving earlier they left a note on the car saying parking fine"
"A black guy in the library just asked me where the colored printer is... It's 2015 dude, use whatever printer you want."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Without some other guy's dick in em"
"Kid sounds like the turtle from Finding Nemo http://youtu.be/3yDeag-HzuE"
"Why is the Mars Rover banned from pet stores? Curiosity killed the cat."
"I get accused of hating white people many times on here. That's not true, some of my favorite shirts are white."
"I can't believe they legalized gay marriage. What's Next women's rights?"
"What do you call a black man on the moon... An Astronaut!"