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Joke of the Day
"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"
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"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
"It is tough being a horny pagan with no regular religious holidays... ... because all you can look forward to is getting the Wiccans off."
"Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? The cow has the udder."
"WHAT OTHER ILLNESSES DO I HAVE?! I told my doctor I think I'm a hypochondriac. As usual, the medicine he gave me isn't working."
"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""
"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."
"[Spelling bee] Judge: ""Your word is unhelpful."" Kid: ""Can you use it in a sentence please?"" Judge: ""Nope."""