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Joke of the Day

"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"

"I can cut a piece of wood just by looking at it. It's true, I saw it with my own eyes!"

"pushing an obese dude down a hill wasn't what i had in mind when you asked me if i wanted to roll a fatty."

"An Englishman walks into a bar There's usually an Irishman, Scotsman and Welshman too but they're all still at the Rugby World Cup!"

"For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are amazing."

"How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer? Ask them to pronounce the word, ""unionized""."

"Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy"

"What does a Jew do at a coffee shop? Hebrew's coffee"

"So this baby seal walks into a club... ..."

"Why didn't the life guard save the hippy? He was too far out, man"