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Joke of the Day
"What's the diffrence between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
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"Wife just got me a new tv for Christmas! Looks like my New Years resolution is 1080."
"I would rather weave a suit out of my grandfather's pubic hair than ""pull an all-nighter"" with you."
"Me: ""Sorry I'm late. Car trouble."" Him: ""What kind of car trouble?"" Me: ""It doesn't go 200 miles an hour to compensate for my late start."""
"Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop."
"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."
"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "
"How do you fix the dishwasher? Smack her."
"I like my panties like I like my bass... Dropped"
"When you're single nobody likes you... when you're in a relationship everybody likes you."