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Joke of the Day

"Someone literally said this in class Teacher: ""Half the world is a cess pool"" Student: ""The middle east isn't half the world"""

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago"

"What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The longer you play with them, the harder they get."

"There's no ''I'' in team... But there's a ''U' in cunt."

"GF: ""Can I be frank?"" Me: ""Sure, but I'd be more comfortable if you were a woman."""

"What do you tell the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he picks up a miniature version of his weapons? Those are the wrong Sais."

"It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars."

"What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays. I know, I know... even I'm ashamed of myself for posting this!"

"God created the light... Then he called it a day."