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Joke of the Day

"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"

"Why are there no bungalows in France? Because the French have many flaws"

"What do a carjacker and pervert have in common? They're always cracking in-ya-windows!"

"My wife says that all she wants is an attentive lover...... ...or maybe it was a tent of lovers. I don't really know, I wasn't paying attention."

"What do you do with a Jew with ADHD? Put him in a concentration camp."

"I'm getting tired of always having to slowly raise my hand every time someone angrily asks, ""Who does something like that?!"""

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. She holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her."

"if going to church has taught me anything, it is that Catholics hate unexpected pterodactyl impressions"

"What's the best Brokemon? Ayyyyyyy, brah."

"If you put a crown on a donkey, will he be king? No, he would be a donkey with a crown."