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Joke of the Day
"I wish you were my big toe So I could bang you on my coffee table"
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"what is common between a pregnant woman and a burned pizza ?? someone forgot to pull it out"
"I just got a great deal on lots of digging equipment... It was hole-sale."
"What did the Alligator say to the turtle? Can I bayou a drink?"
"[wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] ""he looks like you"" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though"
"Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark."
"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."
"I treasure my watch. This is my grandfather, who sold it to me on his deathbed."
"Friend: Hey dude, tell me a joke. Me: Pussy. Friend: I don't get it? Me: I know you don't..."
"Officer: Did u know your back light is out Me: I don't know if you noticed... I'm inside the car. You had a bit of an advantage"