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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler invade Hungary? Because he can't resist a HungAryan :)"
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"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !"
"If Donald Trump becomes President, The rest of us should be able to just walk into any hospital & start working as doctors"
"My dad used to beat me every night HORSE, chess, Super Mario.."
"What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing? a brucea"
"It's 4:20!"
"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."
"*lowers head *breaks thru 5 tackles *hurdles lineman *runs 100 yards *hamstrung at goal line *dragged back to line of scrimmage -my wedding"
"A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance."