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Joke of the Day
"What does an LGBT rabbi call a blessing? a brucea"
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"Eating too much cake is the deadly sin of gluttony But not eating too much pie, because the sin of pi is always zero."
"Just made jerk off motions at a group of construction guys. They just stood there staring at each other like ""now what?""...all talk eh boys?"
"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."
"I fucking hate the Kool-Aid man that guy has such a punchable face"
"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"
"""Get in the van if you want to live."" Creepy Terminator..."
"Who is the most communist cat in the world? Meow Zedong"
"Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder"
"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."