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Joke of the Day
"It's 4:20!"
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"Me: I have a secret *I take off my wig* Her: I don't care still I love you *I smile, take off my bald cap* Me: you passed the final test"
"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."
"What happened when the Italian chef died? He pasta away"
"Who was Mako Mori's existentialist monk brother? Memento."
"What does E.T stand for? Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry."
"Why did the couch give the table a dollar? Because it was for chair-ity"
"What do you call cute seeds? Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me"
"I also wrote a poem, too, too I feel. You feel. He feels. She feels. They feel. We feel. I know I'm not a great poet, but I've been told this is very touching."
"As a commercial livestock hauler I've delivered quite a few donkeys in my time I suppose you could say my clients get their ass handed to them"