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Joke of the Day

"I tried to make a smoothie for lunch. Apparently, three frozen pizzas will break a juicer."

"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"

"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"

"What do you call a Japanese Halloween Cake? Bookkake"

"Just watched the movie 2012 and honestly I don't remember any of that happening."

"my penis was in the Guinness book of world records for some reason the librarian didn't like it and threw me out:("

"Reporter: Sir, how do view lesbian Relationships.?.. Me: Full HD."

"where is the best way to hide a nutella? i'm nutelling you"