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Joke of the Day
"How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies? Have faith, don't question."
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"The best part about having a homeless girlfriend? After the date, you can just drop her off anywhere."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"
"My marriage counselor asked me to think of something me and my wife have in common.... I said, ""Well, we both refuse to suck dick."""
"my mom's cat has been in our family since 2002 and i never saw it get a boner til tonight. animals are awful and perverted"
"regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets"
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
"If you ever see a creepy clown... Go for the juggler"
"Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs."
"A fool proof way to never feel lonely. If you're ever feeling lonely, watch a horror movie. You won't feel alone anymore."