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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers."

"I snore at night, so I bought a bunch of those Breathe Right Strips for my wife to shove in her ears."

"What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes? -An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes? -A retirement home."

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"Pix and Misc - Teacher win [pic]"

"My cat complains when I drive him to the vet, but we always end up stopping behind Red Lobster ""just for a second"" whenever he drives."

"Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting."

"What do you call an Eskimo who's a peeping tom? Itookalook"