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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything!"

"A Butt walks in to a bar. . . The bartender asks, ""What'll ya have?"" and the Butt says ""Pfffbbtbtbt"" Then the bartender turns to his friend and says, ""What an ass."""

"Sir your resume is just a list of songs you can play in Guitar Hero on expert ""yea"" Even trogdor? ""fo sho"" Alright, welcome to Led Zeppelin"

"If Jesus suddenly appeared today... I bet he would really hate nail guns."

"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."

"Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since."

"I had sex with a terrorist once. She said I was the best Jihad."

"I call my dick hard times.. Cuz birches always be falling on it"

"What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons? Harambae"

"She: I love movies where you need a tissue at the end Him: So do I"