200615
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"
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"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
"He says I'm cute when I'm mad. Well he has no idea of how gorgeous I can be."
"A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water."
"my dance moves can best be described as ""did that dude just try to leap frog?"" & ""whoa that's a lot of blood"" & ""is he still alive?"""
"Women shouldn't have to be in prison for more than a month. Because their period should be the end of their sentence."
"What does a clock do when it's hungry? goes back four seconds.."
"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"This guy at my school has eight zits on his face. We call him octo pus."
"Geese and swans mate for life. And that explains why it's very common for geese and swans to fly into jet engines."