200615

Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"Me: I played this as a kid. It's from back when video games made sense 6-year-old: Why did you jump on a turtle? Me: Because I'm a plumber"

"I got a text! I hope it's from....... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE"

"I hate it when kids spell ""angel"" as ""angle"" They're just trying to be edgy."

"Business people in the UK like their beards like they like their tea Goatee"

"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."

"Donald Trump. ...That is the joke."

"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."

"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."

"What do you say when you cross a donkey and a deer? Dat ass doe"