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Joke of the Day

"Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. I'm so sorry.."

"*opens door to show you my enormous stash of apples* ""The doctors will attack soon, and I will be the only one prepared."""

"2 Stormtrooper are eating a Wookie steak it was chewy"

"What do you say when you fart on an elevator? Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"

"For my new tattoo, I'm totally getting a chest piece of a chess piece, cause its fun to be a pun."

"how do you drown a blonde? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool"

"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem."

"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."

"What does the interrupting cow say? HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text"