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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist? Because they won't believe it."
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"What is black and white and is nearest to South America O-Rio"
"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."
"Today Happy fathers day kids"
"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."
"I can't turn my head very far in either direction It's a pain in the neck! My mom made that up."
"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."
"My girlfriend said to me ""as a young boy, was your mother very strict with you"" and I said ""let's make one thing absolutely clear..."" ""My mother was never a young boy."" Tim Vine"
"[me as a passenger on the titanic] oh ewww are there olives in this salad? YOU be quiet lillian, i swear this trip cannot possibly get worse"
"Sometimes I just go to work for the free internet."