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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist? Because they won't believe it."
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"Got my left hand an awesome Valentines card and vibrating glove."
"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"
"I came up with a plan to help people with debt, it's called ""Don't buy shit you can't afford!"""
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"Anytime Tim Tebow contemplates... ...it's a Christian Ponder. joke courtesy Michael Starrbury"
"Waiter, I'll have what he's having. Ok sir. One fly in your soup. Anything else?"
"You know you're good when they have to add an amendment to the company handbook cause they never thought anyone would do what you did"
"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
"Why does China have such a large population??? Because their condoms were Made in China."