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Joke of the Day

"A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen."

"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."

"Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician."

"My girlfriend never swears in public... But when we're talking dirty around the house she curses like a sailor, and it really turns me on. I guess it's true, women should be obscene but not heard."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !"

"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."

"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson he brought the house down !"

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"