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Joke of the Day

"People love making jokes about camouflage but I just don't see the humor."

"Will we just know how to play the harp in heaven, or do we need to arrange lessons beforehand?"

"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"

"I don't hate you because you're beautiful... You're not..."

"Trump University is getting a bad rap. My nephew went there and he can poop in a toilet AND say the N-word."

"To Find and Replace the new /r/news sidebar terminology Find ""Rule"" Replace with ""Shari'a Law"""

"What did one hash brownie say to the other? We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other."

"On a scale between 1 to 10... How likely is it that this question is in binary?"

"What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into? Difficult"

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."