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Joke of the Day
"It was called a jumpoline... ... before your mother jumped on it."
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"I let a Jehovahs Witness in my home, I sat him down and said, 'what do you have to tell me?' he said, 'I don't know, never made it this far'"
"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."
"My girlfriend left me because she couldn't handle my OCD. I told her to close the door five times on her way out."
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"
"What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!"
"I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says ""If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."" I should have waited for the bulb to cool down."
"Are one-liners accepted? I immediately stopped telling people I was xenophobic when I realized it doesn't mean ""afraid of xenomorphs""."
"My pet rock likes to dent people's heads. I don't blame him"