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Joke of the Day
"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."
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"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"
"I bet it turns out 100% of serial killers wore jeans to the gym."
"So today's my wife's birthday... I went out and bought her some flowers and a vibrator. That's so if she doesn't like the flowers she can go fuck herself."
"Him: You have such a beautiful soul. Me: It's photoshopped."
"Got a call that my Grandma only has 1 day left to live... But I'm still not paying the ransom."
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"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"
"What do you need to make a crystal salad? Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice"
"Here's one for the photographers of reddit Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain"