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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"What do you call the people that Trump didn't pick to be in his cabinet? Qualified."

"I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name ""Lamb of God"" is misleading."

"I bet my butcher 50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said ""No, the steaks are too high""."

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck in the chicken."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Christopher Reeves in a house fire."

"The Chicago Cubs"

"What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!"

"I was having sex with this girl last night and she kept screaming the wrong name all night. I wonder who tape is..."

"For my new year's resolution I will stop replying to funny jokes I hear by saying LOL"