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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"

"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"

"I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again"

"An archaeologist notices his partner appears to be nibbling a fossil... Curious, he walks over and asks, ""What you got there?"" ""Not sure"", replies the fellow, ""But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"""

"""LOOK AT ME DON'T LOOK AT ME"" - Cleavage"

"Really want to try out a career in tracing, or something along those lines."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."

"What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!"