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Joke of the Day

"Ever look at your frequently used emojis and realize that your two moods are drunk and circus tents?"

"A knock knock joke from Westeros Knock knock Who's there? Hodor. Hodor who? ...Hodor"

"Just got a package in the mail today... DEEZ NUTS! HAHHHHHHH GOT-EEEM"

"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."

"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."

"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."

"I kissed a girl in the club and she said, ""Oh my God, you've been smoking. It's just like licking an ashtray."" ""You non-smokers have some funny habits,"" I replied."