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Joke of the Day
"My pet mouse ""Elvis"" died yesterday... He was caught in a trap."
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"In light of the recent NASA news.... Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in a piece of gum? No? Well he got stuck in Orbit."
"He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry"
"According to my next door neighbor's diary I have ""boundary issues"" can you believe that?"
"Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun."
"From my girlfriend's boss: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"""It's what's on the inside that counts"" I told my ugly daughter As I tried to explain to her how a calculator works. She's also stupid."
"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"
"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."
"What do you call a shed full of colored folk? Antique farm equipment!"