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Joke of the Day
"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
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"What's brown and sticky? My poster of Beyonce."
"Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it? Because of the violins inherent in the cistern."
"What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car? Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry."
"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"
"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."
"75% of humans masterbate in the shower, the other 25% hum, do you know what song they hum? Well then I guess I know which percentage you're in."
"A cannibal passed his friend in the woods."
"I just want to make you hot. Mess your hair up. Get your blood flowing. When I chase you around the house over the last piece of pizza."