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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart."

"So my genetics professor reported this morning that diarrhea has a genetic basis According to her, it runs in our jeans."

"3 men in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do? Throw one cigarette away and the boat becomes one cigarette lighter."

"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."

"Teaching 19 to cook, clean, and do laundry so if he ever gets married his wife won't divorce him and make him my responsibility again."

"God talked to Jews like 500 times in the Old Testament, and not one warning about the Nazis."

"Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web."

"My kids have strategically placed items in an overflowing garbage can like they're building a Jenga puzzle. Have kids. It's fun."

"Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter? Twitter only allows 160 characters"

"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"