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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces."
Next Joke
"Well I'm not really sure why you put ""Baby: Ages 0-6"" on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long"
"sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!!!"
"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"
"Me: You never told me you were on the debate team in college.. Her: Yes I did. Me: No you didn't. Her: Yes I did. Me: Oh you're good!"
"I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying."
"[Racist Joke] What does a black men and the Terminator have in common? One says ""Hasta la vista baby!!"" and the other one says ""Hasta la vista son"""
"There was a pregnant woman.... She was in labor and the doctor said: 'It's labor day!'"
"What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them."