202063

Joke of the Day

"Nurse: ""Oh jeez, was that you that fell 20 ft out of the tree?"" I don't know, I wasn't counting. Not much of a joke but it was hilarious when my grandpa said it at the hospital (happened to him ofc)."

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"I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad."
"Did you hear about the new divorcee Barbie? She comes with all of Ken's stuff."
"Umm, no officer. I'm pretty sure that bag of weed fell out of YOUR pocket."
"I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day. I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on."
"What Do You Call An Arab Dinosaur? Dino-mite."
"What's a Muslim soccer player's favorite way to move the ball? A. Kicking. B. Heading. C. Kneeing?"
"What is the favourite part of Halloween for a pedophile? The home delivery."
"""Neighbor""- person next door ""Neigh! Brrrr!!"" - cold horse :("