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Joke of the Day

"High schools shouldn't have school zones. If you can't cross the street by the time you're in HS you deserve to get hit."

"What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike? A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it."

"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."

"What advice to cows give? Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!"

"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

"What is the best definition of irony? irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result."

"An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal..."

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"Penis jokes are not funny especially the short ones."

"I put out a Want ad for a psychic... It said, ""You know when and where to show up. Don't be late."""