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Joke of the Day
"How are bad dubstep and constipation similar? Both leave you waiting for the drop."
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"I like my women like I like my sliced meat... Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges."
"A man asks a genie for a dick so long it touches the ground... So the genie pulls out a sword and cuts both the man's legs clean off."
"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"
"If Hillary Clinton is elected as our first female President it's really going to redefine a few things for me.... ....Like the words President Bush."
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
"What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common? They both came in a little behind."
"My grandma started dying in the living room Well, I guess it isn't the living room anymore."
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."