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Joke of the Day

"A man asks a genie for a dick so long it touches the ground... So the genie pulls out a sword and cuts both the man's legs clean off."

"Why do people say children are the future? They are clearly the present. Old people are the future."

"I did bad and I should feel bad What do you call a group of dead, visually impaired people? Horizontal blinds."

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with five guys ? All she came back with was a red snapper."

"What's the opposite of a mango? Mancome"

"My doctor said i had to take something against my kleptomania... So i stole his wallet."

"Whenever I get the urge to run around naked, I stop and drink a bit of Windex It prevents streaking."

"If a tree falls in the woods... If a tree falls in the woods, and Republicans aren't around to hear it, is it still Obama's fault?"

"Want to hear a joke? Windows vista"

"Did Batman know that Alfred was embezzling billions to finance a 4-person Magic act that was a front for robbing banks?"