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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're 13."

"How to die with dignity. 1. Grab your dignity with your right hand. 2. Die"

"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."

"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."

"If a circle had a football team... ...It would have no corners."

"Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul"

"Of course men aren't above women... But I'd sure like to be on top of you ;)"

"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""

"Why does everyone hate peppers? They always get jalapeno business!"

"Dry humping is not an acceptable substitute for a hug."