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Joke of the Day
"What is the #1 cause of paedophilia? Sexy children."
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"Where does a fish keep it's money? The river bank."
"Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive? Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks."
"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"
"Someone ordered a lion statuette for a Pride parade Apparently there was a mixup at the manufacturer and they only sent the rear half of the lion. What followed was a catastrophe"
"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, because surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."
"I've just had my first coffee. To be honest, it wasn't my cup of tea."
"I have just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"A man is driving and hits a pole. ""I knew I never should've driven in Poland!"""
"A man walks into a zoo The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a Shih Tzu."