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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my sliced meat... Artificial with a bit if fat around the edges."
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"Did you hear about the cvs looted by BLM supporters? They took everything but the sunscreen and Father's Day cards."
"Well you know what they say about history. Those who don't learn from history: Those who don't learn from history."
"A man has dinner at a chinese restaurant The man says to the chef: ""Gee, this steak is rubbery!"" And the chef replies ""thank you very much!"""
"*christopre walken givig tour of apt* this is my.. walken closet. and these boots. these boots were made.. *long unecesary pause* for walken"
"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."
"If I had a bodyguard, I'm pretty sure he'd just spend most of his time sighing and saying ""Don't eat that..."""
"If I win Powerball, I'm having at least six of you killed. Four of you know who you are. I think the other two will be very surprised."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending (duh dun dun chh)"