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Joke of the Day
"Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers."
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"What is the difference between an elephant and a flea? An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !"
"What did Indira Gandhi hate worse than a bogey on a par four Sikhs"
"A simpler, more believable theory is that all the dinosaurs got married and just quit having sex all together."
"*Pets a blob in the dark to see if its my cat* *I'm still not sure*"
"Instagram is down! I'm freaking out! What are you people eating? How are your pets? What the hell is happening???"
"What do you call a crying anime fan... a weeaboo-hoo"
"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"
"Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye? Because she was seeing somebody on the side."
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It's their job to help people find their way in dark places! (MASH s1 ep7)"