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Joke of the Day
"Did you know the moon was made of cheese? Thats why NASA sent up a bunch of crackers."
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"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."
"starting an indie band called Their Early Stuff"
"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"
"Why did Princess Diana Cross the Road? She wasn't buckled in."
"I stayed up late last night to watch the greatest boxing match of all time Ali vs. Parkinsons"
"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."
"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."
"Why did the snail cross the road ? It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier."
"What do you call someone with no body and just a nose? No body knows!"