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Joke of the Day

"Want did the Alzheimer say to the shoe?"

"Menstruation jokes are never funny... Period."

"Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany? Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race..."

"Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary."

"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"

"Trampolines used to be called jumpolines... Then your mom jumped on one!"

"Did you hear about the contortionist who filed for bankruptcy? He couldn't make ends meet."

"My neighbor is a veterinarian I can never tell whether he's talking about putting an animal to sleep or the ""youth in Asia."""

"I think this is a repost. Why did Lady Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seat belt."

"He and I were best friends and roommates, so sex was never on the table. It was always on the couch, the bed, and the floor. Come on, we *eat* there."