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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the Vatican elected a new Pope? Never mind, they were just blowing smoke."

"*Speed Dating* Me: What'd you have for lunch? Her: Funny you should ask, I had this really great salad wit... Me: NEXT!!"

"Famous Deaths happen in 3s... Sunday it was Mr Fuji, Yesterday it was Gene Wilder, Today it was the Minnesota Vikings season."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"

"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."

"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"

"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."