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Joke of the Day
"If I want to check instructions and it's in Spanish, .. .. am I checking a Manuel?"
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"Who was the first to see a cow and think ""I wonder what will happen if I squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out?"""
"A bead of sweat forms on my brow. And another. Intensity builds as I decide my future and embrace it. ""I'll take the maple bar, please."""
"What happens when you sing a country music song backwards? You get your wife, truck, and land back."
"Broke Up with my girlfriend today It's now shattered, so we'll watch something else tonight"
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
"Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the ""11"" in ""9-1-1""."
"Why do feminists make bad mass shooters? Because they always give a trigger warning."
"Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!"
"My sister and I decided that we want to start our own businesses. She's going to open a furniture store called 'Sofa King' and I'm going to open a soup restaurant next door called 'Stew Pit'."