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Joke of the Day

"Sex with me is like a German opera... Not really sure what's going on, and it ends with a fat chick shouting really loudly."

"I just bought some 300 noise cancelling headphones for my wife. But i can still hear her."

"Confucius say 7 days of honeymoon make one whole week."

"I want to write a tweet that is so offensive that it reduces my followers to zero."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."

"Lazy fact 25428394692846 You didn't read that number"

"Necrophilia... There's nothing like cracking open a cold one."

"I come from a small town. I come from a town where the population never changes. Everytime a kid is born, some guy leaves town. Old Rodney Dangerfield..."

"Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? - A: Car-pets!"

"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"