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Joke of the Day

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?"

"What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones."

"Why are pills white ? Because they work."

"What was left after the explosion at a French cheese factory Des Brie"

"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."

"I'm a party animal... because when I go to parties I end up pissing on the floor"

"What would the world be like without women? It would be a real pain in the ass!"

"I like reserving tables at restaurants using unique names so I can hear the hostess announce, ""Optimus Prime? Your table for 5 is ready!"""

"-I love you Juan. -I love you too bae , lets make love. -Im afraid. -But why bae? -what if I get pregnant? - I can promise you that wont happen Fernando."