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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
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"If you had a choice between world piece and a million dollars, what color Ferrari would you buy?"
"My damn neighbours bang on the walls at all hours of the night It's so bad sometimes that i can hardly hear myself practising the drums"
"There are two types of people in the world... Those who pee in the shower and dirty feckin liars!"
"George Clooney goes through life knowing no one has ever hit 'Ignore' in the history of 'George Clooney' appearing on Caller IDs"
"""Owen, you must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker at all costs."" ""Okay. Should we continue to call him Luke Skywalker?"" ""That's cool."""
"Satyrs are awesome. The top half of a man. The bottom half of a goat. It's a dream come true for Gay Muslims."
"So I told my friend a joke about embroidery the other day... and the punchline had him in stitches!"
"How do vampire football players get the mud off? They all get in the bat-tub."
"To the guy in a wheelchair that stole my phone You can hide but you can't run"