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Joke of the Day
"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"
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"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."
"Knock, knock..."
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. Love your horses. Remind your horses everyday how much you love them. Feed your horses."
"Shout-out to everyone who is struggling with establishing their identity. You know who you are."
"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."
"What's Hillary Clinton's key to success? The Delete Key"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger has been talking about Carly Fiorina for years: ""Carly Fiorina needs water,"" ""Carly Fiorina is a great state,"" blah blah blah."
"Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning? Because he was in deNile"
"What makes a freezer and a gay man different? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."